UPDATE #1

New Plan:

 

We’ve learned the house is owned by a woman in her 90’s who refuses to budge on her price. Some creative thinking is in order:

Clue #1: Lady in her 90’s is not likely to tote the note, unless we could come up with something that would get her paid off within 3-5 years.

Clue #2: Research suggests we *might* get $600/month rent.

Clue #3: Taxes and insurance estimated at $1500/year.

Clue #4: The house probably needs at least $5000 in work just for starters (primarily roof and exterior paint)

Mythical Offer #1: 20K now, no payments on balance,  balloon note of 20K in 2 years. This would allow time to get new financing after the seasoning period of one year.

Mythical Offer #2: 10K down, 5 years at 5% interest, payments of $566. Estimated rent: $600/month. Rent will not cover expenses as taxes and insurance run about $1500/year.

Mythical Offer #3: Guess I’m tired, because mythical offer #3 appears to be on vacation.

Conclusion: While 40K is a fair retail price, we can’t pay retail and make enough profit to keep moving forward. If the mrs. wanted to become the next Resale Shop Diva of Bohunkville, this might be an excellent move. Just not sure we can make this work with an inflexible seller.

UDATE #2

Yardwork, Spring and Stuff

*Love* this time of year…

This trumpet vine…

…now looks like this. (Note new topsoil spread artistically about the premises.)

This hydrangea…

…now looks like this.

And these grapevines…

…finally look like this. (Grapevines are notoriously slow getting to business.)

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